I like the joke about the boss and two workers who each get granted one wish. The two workers’ wishes are granted and they each get sent to a paradise with lovely girls. The boss then says “I want those two back in the office right after lunchtime.”
That’s a good one. :)
[another dissociated punchline] "How old is your husband?" "42." "Wow. 42, and he still believes in genies."