“The European climate service Copernicus says Earth just sweltered to its hottest summer on record”
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Scared enough yet? Gimme all your dough an’ I’ll save ya. Now, runalong! Drown yer sorrows in a bucket o’ Jack Daniels and a pound or two o’ fentynal. But be careful and don’t trip and fall over the edge of yer flat earth, ye freakin’ loser.