They're not good for cutting a deck of cards or a kilo of coke either.
I used to cut my Coke with rum.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
John Belushi, Samurai Warrior
Do you not know Jack? :)