You all know me.
You know I can take care of this problem for you.
These aren’t your little piggies goin wee wee wee all the way home.
These are hogs.
Spanish Great White Hogs.
These are the kind of hogs that build a house and wait for the big bad wolf to come and blow it down so they can kick his ass.
Now, I’ll need some supplies.
I need some bungee cords, some duct tape and some chewing gum.
That should get my truck working again.
Then, I’ll need three boxes of Fruit Loops and a case of beer.
That’s for bait.
Me, I eat Cocoa Puffs for breakfast.
And I need an animal to go into the bushes and flush them out.
Something like a cross between a grizzly bear and a mountain lion.
Yeah…..a Toy Poodle.
A white one.
One with one of those fancy haircuts to confuse the hogs and stay cool in this heat.
Finally, I’ll need some fingernail clippers.
Not for hog hunting.
I lost ours and my wife told me I can’t come home without a new one.
Hahahahaha