Posted on 08/29/2024 10:24:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — While developing government policy with his campaign team, Donald Trump propped up his Trapper Keeper to shield his campaign plan from the prying eyes of Kamala Harris, reports say.
"No cheating!" Trump hissed.
Harris has gone on the record to deny cheating, telling reporters that Trump couldn't possibly know if she was looking at his paper unless he was watching her. "Ugh, he probably likes me or something!" she said. "Gross!"
According to sources, a representative from the Federal Election Commission (FEC) gave Harris a stern warning and told her to get back to work. Kamala Harris's eyes darted quickly back to her notes — a blank piece of paper with the heading "My Presidential Plan" written at the top. After pondering for a few moments, boredom returned and she began writing "Mrs. Kamala Trump" in the margins.
At publishing time, Donald Trump had left some decoy notes out in the open, tricking Kamala Harris into announcing she would appoint "Mike Rotch" to a cabinet position.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I hadn’t thought about trapper keepers in years.
Keep an eye on Marsha’s football player boyfriend as well.
Toooo funny!!
Bumppity Bump Bump.
It’s nice to see Mike Rotch getting recognition every now and then.
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