Posted on 08/28/2024 9:53:17 AM PDT by McGruff
A strong, capable, independent, girlboss of a woman that "don't need no man" has reportedly asked a man to accompany her on a job interview in case there are any hard questions.
Tim Walz, running mate for Kamala Harris on her 2024 presidential campaign, didn't need any further explanation. "Yeah, okay," he sighed. "I knew what I was signing up for."
According to sources, the pair prepped for the softball interview long into the night. Walz had hoped to prepare her enough that he wouldn't have to go, but reluctantly, he called it a night after she failed to answer a question about her favorite ice cream flavor.
"Come on, this is easy," said Walz.
"Well, there's just so many flavors!" Harris said, unable to contain her laughter. "There's chocolate, of course; always a classic. And vanilla! Right? But what is flavor? The flavor is what our tongue likes. If it likes something, right? Then we like it. You know? And ice cream is more expensive these days. It's getting harder and harder to put ice cream on the table. And I know that because I also have a table. I have a house. I have a car. But some people don't have those. So basically, that's bad."
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had been asked about Israel but fortunately Tim Walz had interrupted just in time by shouting, "I like dogs!"
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Girl boss indeed like 7 years old mentally
In the 21st century there is more TRUTH in humor than so-called journalism.
The Bee hammers than point daily.
“Like taking your Dad to a job interview…
I’ve actually heard of guys taking mothers on job interviews. Pathetic.
Yes I have e heard of that. I know of an instance a mother called an employee supervisor over a less then stellar performance report.
My friend hired a new guy — soy boy. After a week, Mom called to explain to boss how Sonny expects to be spoken to. LOL!
Amazing!
Maybe pointing out he doesn’t shoot them or eat them…
Or, do they think they’re smart?
🤔.
Using strong and capable were the first two mistakes made in writing ths article.
Did a recent presidential candidate get a question about dogs?
I’m thinking Biden got an ice cream question...maybe others have too.
Also Bill Clinton got “boxers or briefs?”
I vaguely recall something about shooting a dog. Was it J. D. Vance? Either talking about it or doing it? (Atticus Finch shot a dog and no one criticizes him for it—but he was a figment of Harper Lee’s imagination.)
I think he looks like Elmer Fudd
Kristi Noem shot her young hunting dog because it was “ untrainable”
True
RDK Jr supposedly ate a dog ( roasted on a spit)
Questionable “ J. Peterman“ story
Didn't Barack talk about eating dog when he was younger?
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