Posted on 08/26/2024 10:08:27 AM PDT by Morgana
CHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, the DNC Planned Parenthood abortion bus broke down, resulting in the lives of four babies.
"This is a tragic day," Planned Parenthood Spokesperson Camille Cooley told the press. "Those babies had a right to be murdered by their mothers and now they'll be forced to live long, fulfilling lives. This is a huge tragedy."
Democrats held a moment of silence for the alive babies, followed by an impassioned speech by nominee Kamala Harris decrying the devastating turn of events.
"These women were robbed of their chance to end the lives of their children," Harris said. "When this bus broke down, and I love a good bus, it allowed four otherwise unwanted babies to continue to develop and grow. This is what Trump wants for America!"
Sources close to Planned Parenthood say the organization is deeply sorry for the mishap and is working tirelessly to fix the bus and get their abortion processing services up and running.
At publishing time, the vasectomy bus had also broken down, resulting in no change whatsoever to the already sterile male convention attendees.
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Tragic bus.
Love the Bee.
When rioters in Minnesota destroyed a statue of Christopher Columbus. Governor Walz, now Democrat VP candidate, absolved them. He said they had a legitimate grievance. Wonder what he would say if that abortion bus got lost in a minority neighborhood and the residents expressed their grievances over the wholesale killing of their pre born and the destruction of their culture.
Can’t have that. If they were born alive, aren’t they still ready for their death?
The trouble is, no these four AMERICAN babies will be taking away the chance for four illegal alien foreigners to jump aboard the Limited American Dream Express and get a free ride down the tracks to an “I’m a U.S. Resident” certificate with a little American flag.
“... the already sterile male convention attendees.”
“That’s killer Jerry !”
Or as Obama believes four moms were punished.
This is worse than when their slaves escaped. /s
Dems would call in a drone strike on the babies…..
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