[E. Pluribus Unum]

In Germany the dictator shoots you. In Russia the dictator throws you out a window.

In Ukraine they give you a cut of the laundered loot.

[mass55th]

"In Ukraine they give you a cut of the laundered loot."

In Ukraine, they round up the men between the ages of 18 and 60 to fight for the country, but won't allow them to vote.