Posted on 08/11/2024 5:39:49 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
Well played sir!
Probably selling them to a local chicken shack, or she might even be running a small unlicensed establishment herself, selling wings on the side.
“chicken liddel”? rofl! good one...for just winging it.
my school district when my handle was princeludd
Wings fried in baco grease.
Chickens get plucked.
Yet another integrity-free criminal loser bites the dust.
Yep, I looked.
She gets 9 years but the Texas prison food director got 50 for stealing $1.2M in fajitas.
Wings, of course, aren’t the menu due to bones being used as weapons. In TX, they don’t serve pork chops after one inmate stabbed and killed another inmate. The stabbing didn’t kill him but when the officer was told not to pull the bone out and did, well...
LOL, one thing all of these people have in common is that they could all lose a few pounds.
The prison food director in TX sold his stolen fajitas to restaurants.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner of the internet today.
I’ve been out for a while with the chickens and other assorted residents and guests, so perhaps this was already covered, but
I was thinking...
It seems to me that this gal would not have been plucked out of a line-up, except that she pecked the wrong day to lay off the sauce.
Sauceless wings deserves hard time.
Why?
“Vera Liddell, 66, who worked for Harvey School District 152 for more than 10 years, has been sentenced to nine years in prison.”
Well, she’s been sentenced! Maybe she’ll choke on a chicken bone before hand? ;)
Why? Skin color. But it looks like I was wrong.
Lol! Thanks Diana.
“she pecked the wrong day to lay off the sauce.”
And now she’s going to be charged with fowl play - that’s going to ruffle her feathers.
She won’t be able to wing it anymore.
If she had stayed a breast of the situation, she could have evaded capture. Now? Completely down on her cluck.
Best she can hope for is if the jail plays a lot of Ted Nugget songs. Wiki says he’s a fan of the Detroit Red Wings, so they definitely have something in common.
Six in one post!
Winner winner chicken dinner!
Liddell did she know that ordering parts with bones was a dead giveaway.
She obviously had no fear of God, either. If she’d prayed for guidance, none of that would have happened. That’s because she would have received the answer right in her prayer:
“Thigh will be done.”
*Then* the rest would have been so easy:
Every time a school bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
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