I’ve been out for a while with the chickens and other assorted residents and guests, so perhaps this was already covered, but
I was thinking...
It seems to me that this gal would not have been plucked out of a line-up, except that she pecked the wrong day to lay off the sauce.
Sauceless wings deserves hard time.
“she pecked the wrong day to lay off the sauce.”
And now she’s going to be charged with fowl play - that’s going to ruffle her feathers.