Tim Walz Asks Guy Guarding Tomb Of Unknown Soldier Why He Doesn’t Just Desert Him

The Bee ^ | August 10, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

Walzing Miss Desertion and Miss Direction at the same time.

[Yo-Yo]

Sorry, Bee. Not funny.

[hoagy62]

I understand that this is the Bee, and this is satire, but the very thought that a guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns would abandon their post, or that anyone would suggest such a thing is utterly sickening to me.

Some things, you don’t joke about.

[Salvavida]

I think it’s hilarious to point out the corrupt weasel Waltz is, by contrasting him with the honor all Tomb Guards have.

[Mr. Lucky]

It’s dark humor and it’s pretty good.

[Navy Patriot]

It's not Sarcasm, it's Ridicule.

It is a direct Political attack on the character and patriotism of Walz and his Prog Marxist supporters under cover of humor.

It is completely Partisan and quite valid.

There is no disrespect of Traditional American Institutions from the Bee, only from Walz and his Prog Marxist supporters.

[Navy Patriot]

It certainly suggests hatred for Walz and his Prog Marxist supporters.

[heylady]

But remember, “All this for a flag” wasn’t sarcasm. Evil people on the Democrat’s side.

[Colt1851Navy]

The Official Sewage Treatment Plant Flag should have Tampon Tim’s likeness emblazened on it.

[Ed Condon]

Too true to be funny.

[Navy Patriot]

Evil people on the Democrat’s side.

Yes, very EVIL people on the Democrats side, including Democrats themselves.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks and sorry that you had to post this reality!

I understand that this is the Bee, and this is satire, but the very thought that a guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns would abandon their post, or that anyone would suggest such a thing is utterly sickening to me.

Some things, you don’t joke about.

[Gary from Dayton]

“Sorry, Bee. Not funny.”

I laughed at it.

[Gary from Dayton]

“ I understand that this is the Bee, and this is satire, but the very thought that a guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns would abandon their post, or that anyone would suggest such a thing is utterly sickening to me.

Some things, you don’t joke about.”

They are joking about Tampon Tim abandoning his post. Lighten up, Karen

[mabarker1]

Here's Why You Never Mess With A Guard Of The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier.

[Lod881019]

It wouldn’t need to be joked about if Walz didn’t actually do it to his own unit .

[mabarker1]

See above.

[mabarker1]

Agreed (((PING)))

[Forward the Light Brigade]

He has no honor—he doesn’t know the word. If war comes with China, he would gladly help the Chinese, saying it was to bring world peace and curb MAGa warmongers.

[SkyDancer]

Some things you just don't kid around with. Sorry Bee,not this time.

from a military brat.