No one else had a better bad idea?
Plan? When do drunks have a plan?
I wasn’t drunk but my prankster buddy was. I drank but hated getting drunk - twice was enough.
Long story on the prank. Actually it was partially deserved and earned, but way too involved to go into here.
9 mos. preg. wifey chased a crowd of people out of her house that her drunk husband had invited over to party after midnight - with a shotgun! My friend decided the shotgun was unwarranted and she needed to be pranked. With a full-grown alligator.
But then, how is a woman to get a crowd out of her house politely after midnight?