Birds are rude and uncool. When I was little I was trying to catch one with an obvious broken wing. It managed to stay just ahead of me all the way across the yard. Then it suddenly flew away.
Dad explained to me how it had lured me away from it’s nest with babies.
Deceitful little animals.
Was it faking a broken wing? Maybe it was a pro soccer playing bird...
And extremely intelligent, for such tiny brains...:-)