“More than $1 million worth of cocaine washed up on a beach”
Officer! Look at what I found! I thought I’d do the right thing and turn it over to you. It’s 1 thousand dollars worth of cocaine.
OfficerlookwhatIfound.Ithoughtyou’dliketoseeit.Ihaven’ttoucheditatall.It’snotlikeIwouldgetintoit.Ihaven’ttoucheditatall.Youneedyoursquadcardetailed?