[LonePalm]

Postulated but never proven.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

With your sense of humor, you might look into genetics with Dan Ackroyd.
Don't cut yourself!