1 posted on
08/01/2024 1:43:35 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
To: SunkenCiv
Sarcophagus?
They found that little ABC news guy?
3 posted on
08/01/2024 1:46:45 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: SunkenCiv
Being found left on the beach, plans may have been for it to hold kegs & ice, the three slots for the beer taps.
6 posted on
08/01/2024 1:55:47 PM PDT by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
To: SunkenCiv
Looks like it would have been a pretty good picnic table, but now they’ll just stick it in some museum somewhere.
To: SunkenCiv
This has all the makings of a great horror movie. Open it and find out. If it opens by itself, you don’t have to wonder.
To: SunkenCiv
9 posted on
08/01/2024 2:06:13 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
To: SunkenCiv
10 posted on
08/01/2024 2:10:49 PM PDT by
eeriegeno
(Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
To: SunkenCiv
"The unattended artifact was located near a newly built but still non-operational complex"Construction workers... Haha,
"Hey Georgi, what is that you find in hole under there?"
"Who knows, Nikolai. I think I find bathtub, maybe?.."
"Get Boris put in loader and dump it on beach. Dumpster fee too much. Maybe ocean take it away..."
11 posted on
08/01/2024 2:39:41 PM PDT by
Hatteras
To: SunkenCiv
12 posted on
08/01/2024 2:42:15 PM PDT by
Indy Pendance
(Jesus can't get here soon enough!)
To: SunkenCiv
Just a democrat voter getting some sun.
13 posted on
08/01/2024 2:55:48 PM PDT by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: SunkenCiv
It was discovered by chance just out sunbathing itself on the wide open expanse of beach. By chance, huh. Can’t miss it. And all cleaned up.
14 posted on
08/01/2024 6:17:00 PM PDT by
bgill
To: SunkenCiv
Seven ball. Corner pocket.
15 posted on
08/01/2024 7:59:46 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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