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Cocaine Contamination in Brazilian Sharks Raises Environmental and Health Concerns
MSN ^ | 7/24/24 | Story by Tom Johnson

Posted on 07/24/2024 7:15:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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Sharks on crack.

Greeeaaattt.....

Just what we needed....

1 posted on 07/24/2024 7:15:28 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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don’t forget fricken lasers!


2 posted on 07/24/2024 7:17:31 PM PDT by xp38
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Can I get some friggin' crack-using friggin' sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads?

3 posted on 07/24/2024 7:17:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Lazamataz

So, some shark in Brazil ate a crack head who was stupidly swimming in shark infested waters. Thus, we get this headline.


4 posted on 07/24/2024 7:17:44 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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5 posted on 07/24/2024 7:17:50 PM PDT by xoxox
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Now just add a tornado, and you’ve got the makings of a truly great SyFy movie.


6 posted on 07/24/2024 7:17:53 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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As if we didn't have enough crap to deal with.

Now we got junkie sharks smoking crack.

7 posted on 07/24/2024 7:18:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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Can you get buzzed by eating shark steak?


8 posted on 07/24/2024 7:20:05 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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How will Fin handle a shark with the shakes?


9 posted on 07/24/2024 7:20:50 PM PDT by griswold3 ( Robespierre and Pol Pot were “unburdened by what has been” Harris the "Year Zero" candidate)
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Or a hurricane...could give a whole new meaning to Hurricane Hunter!


10 posted on 07/24/2024 7:21:00 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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I see a huge blockbuster movie in the future: Cocaine Sharknado.


11 posted on 07/24/2024 7:21:36 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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12 posted on 07/24/2024 7:22:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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This might explain Hunter Biden’s sudden interest in deep sea fishing.


13 posted on 07/24/2024 7:22:22 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
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To: dfwgator

Lol!


14 posted on 07/24/2024 7:23:20 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Lazamataz

15 posted on 07/24/2024 7:23:56 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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https://www.filmpost.it/news/cocaine-bear-riprese/

(Note: Translate at source)

16 posted on 07/24/2024 7:26:36 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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And carrying Glock .40’s no doubt.

Wait! They’re sharks!

They could have laser sighted spear guns!


17 posted on 07/24/2024 7:28:22 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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No? What do we have?

Sea Bass

right...

They are mutated Sea Bass

Really...Are they intemperate?

Absolutely!

Well that’s a start


18 posted on 07/24/2024 7:30:03 PM PDT by xp38
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Ah.. I let you know.

The Atlantic is 20 minutes east of me. I’ll check it out.

Be back in a bit....


19 posted on 07/24/2024 7:30:16 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz

Sounds like the setup of another “Sharknado” movie, or something like Cocaine Bear.
Crackshark! A new depth of horror begins!


20 posted on 07/24/2024 7:35:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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