Why is the Vegetable suddenly 8 inches taller than he was just a few days ago?
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west? He heard there was gold in them/their hills.
I've been trying to find out what LGBTQ+ means. So far I can't get a straight answer.
What hair do they sell at Waffle House? Eggstentions
I told SweetiePalm I paid $200 for a new belt. She replied, "That's a huge waist."
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)