[LonePalm]

Which nation sleeps the longest? Hibernation.

Why did the non-binary prospector head out west? He heard there was gold in them/their hills.

I've been trying to find out what LGBTQ+ means. So far I can't get a straight answer.

What hair do they sell at Waffle House? Eggstentions

I told SweetiePalm I paid $200 for a new belt. She replied, "That's a huge waist."

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[gymbeau]

LOL! Good ones, LP!

What did the prescriptivist owl say? Whom whom.
What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.
I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
(Sorry, iPad these responses to make them longer and more annoying).