Secret Service Says It Is Working Tirelessly To Investigate Anyone Criticizing Their Incompetence

The Bee ^ | July 20, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

I believe them!

[MortMan]

At publishing time, sources within the Secret Service reported that agents had been instructed to pursue the agency's critics wherever they went unless they were located on a moderately sloped roof.

OUCH!!!

[CatOwner]

Real and accurate reporting.

[Liz]

The glaring failures in the Trump shooting, has the Secret Service assurances that it was doing everything in its power to track down the millions of citizens who dared to question the impeccable record of the Secret Service.

“We will not rest until we find everyone who tried to make us look bad. To restore the public’s faith, the Secret Service promises to uncover the identities of anyone criticizing us and bring them to swift, jail-time justice.”

[Redleg Duke]

So, when did the Bee start publishing facts as opposed to parody?

[butlerweave]

Obama/Holder also destroyed the Secret Service , not the Bee

[antidemoncrat]

“Secret Service Says It Is Working Tirelessly To Investigate Anyone Criticizing Their Incompetence”

That would be anyone with half a living brain cell left. Sorry you were left out Joe and KAmala.

[patriot torch]

“Great comedy is great comedy only if it has an element of truth in it.” — Rush Limbaugh

[Navy Patriot]

It’s OK if the facts are Subversive.

[3ZZZ]

I remember him saying that, and it is absolutely true.

[MayflowerMadam]

And here WE are. [gulp]

[gundog]

...working tirelessly...

Translation: The wheels have come off the SS.

[KarlInOhio]

It would be funny, but then I look at the eagerness of the FBI digging through cell phone records over three years later to track down anyone near the Capitol on 1/6/2021 but being completely unable or unwilling to track down who planted bombs on the same day... unless they already found the perp on the FBI’s HR records.

[nuke_road_warrior]

Pournelle’s Iron Law Of Bureaucracy.

[Joe Boucher]

The secret service as well the fbi, and cia have gone dei woke and are all not worth a bucket of cow piss.

[Biblebelter]

I don’t have the SS’s email.

I don’t need it to get in contact with them.

If I want to send a message, I just post a comment on FR.

I’m certain Big Brother reads every comment made on this forum.

[Navy Patriot]

I’m certain Big Brother reads every comment made on this forum.

Yep, the Zeepers forward 'em all!

[Delta 21]

The Secret Service used to be the most badass organization next to the US Marshalls. I am very sad for the direction the SS has taken.

More childhood dreams dashed and destroyed on the rocks of Progressivism.

I call it treason!

[bobbo666]

Yes, this is not incompetence. This was malice.

[oldtech]

Or maybe they could just review & adjust their policies & accomplish better results. Going after the folks who disagreed with what they did/how they handled it? What do they plan to do? Lock up half the country?