‘Tesla Of Euthanasia’: Assisted Suicide Device Set To Be Used For First Time

Daily Caller ^ | JULY 17, 2024 | FIONA MCLOUGHLIN

[packagingguy]

It’s less expensive to do it ISIS style and throw people off the roof.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Does it have a coin slot, like the suicide booths on Futurama? The inventor could be missing a money-making opportunity.

[moovova]

9mm? Or 40 caliber?

[wildcard_redneck]

They really haven't improved on the old model.

[Semper Vigilantis]

I think Dr. Philip Nitschke should have to personally test drive his invention prior to public use.

“You drink it” https://youtu.be/eUh5IShNwXo

[TexasFreeper2009]

can we get one of those delivered to the DNC?

[Steely Tom]

Kavorkian 2.0.

[Gen.Blather]

In “Futurama” there are suicide booths everywhere. Presumably because you can’t die naturally. People get tired and just wear out. What we see here is the same thing, but with slick marketing, which is the problem with legalized suicide. Years ago, a marketing professor came up with a formula that said if you invested X dollars in a marketing campaign, you’d get Y dollars back in profit. To prove it he said, “We’ll sell rocks.” Thus, was born the “Pet Rock.” The profit exactly followed his formulae and they made, IIR, four million dollars.

A suicide kit has been on the market for probably a decade. It’s a plastic bag with a drawstring and an attachment point for a small cylinder of nitrogen. You put the bag over your head, draw the string tight, attach the cylinder and turn the valve. It’s 100% effective in delivering cheap, painless death. Your body’s protection system is a sensor in the lungs keyed to react to carbon dioxide. It can’t sense nitrogen, which is some 70% of the air we breathe.

The only reason for this slick machine is marketing. Next, we’ll be reading about people “just dying” to try out the latest new fad. It’ll be all over TikTok.

[tet68]

I was just wondering how they got Jill Biden to pose for that picture...

[piasa]

Sounds like the device would be perfect for capital punishment.

[piasa]

Betting it probably works just as well whether the victim answers verbally...or anyone else answers in the place of the victim.

[Tell It Right]

They're trying to live an old Voyager episode of using pods for euthanasia.

[larrytown]

[silverleaf]

I should not be finding this hilarious….

[libertylover]

I guess 76-year-old Dr. Philip Nitschke thought it was the Hypocritical Oath.

[silverleaf]

Just one?

[piasa]

Good point

[cherry]

demonic....they keep finding clever ways to kill us.....

God help us all...

[Nervous Tick]

>> “And if they press the button they will die very quickly,” he told the Daily Mail.

He didn’t mention a “CANCEL” button...