This is hilarious. People are betting real money on this at Polymarket:
Will a Head of Lettuce Outlast Joe Biden?
https://freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/4252760/posts?page=1
Video live stream
https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1814473257015259521
Polymarket (rules state a head of lettuce last 10 days and the bet is if Biden steps down as a candidate before 10 days elapses):
https://polymarket.com/event/will-biden-drop-out-before-the-lettuce-expires-jul-28?tid=1721449279647