A long time ago in college, I dated an extremely physically attractive woman who would go on rants like this. Once she did it, the Boston cops came over to make sure I wasn’t abusing her. Clearly looking to arrest me, and I had a demeanor about like this guy. Stupidly (did I mention she was extremely hot) I stayed with her. She did it again.
I left her sitting at a restaurant in the North End and walked away. Gave the waiter $100 for my part of the bill. They called my house later because the chick had no money (allegedly), she gave them my number, and I paid the other half to avoid problems.
Just ghosted her the best I could. But she would periodically show up at my apartment screaming to be let in, for two years.
Got away by going to the Gulf War, lol.
Stupid, but as they say “grippy socks, grippy box.”
Whatever it takes!
That’s funny as he!!
You actually went to a hot war to get away from a crazy chick
Somewhere, there’s a country music song to be written
There’s always the French Foreign Legion.
Wow ... when an actual shooting war is safer than the crazy ex-girlfriend ...
Good idea. War would make a lot more sense.
“Got away by going to the Gulf War, lol.”
Geez, I just went to Greensboro