Posted on 07/10/2024 8:27:43 PM PDT by simpson96
All rise, and please honor The First Lady of the United States of America, DOCTOR Jill Biden!
You may genuflect, bow, curtsy, or kneel in proper homage to the woman who holds no office but is married to the president of the United States of America. She is a person for whom you did not vote but to whom you must pay homage, respect, and, indeed, worship because she married Joey from Scranton. And, it must be added, she now runs the country alongside her crackhead stepson.
Please remove your hats and remain standing.
In 2022, Jill Biden raised her scepter to Salieri at the U.S. Marine Corps Band and demanded a bespoke, orchestral, semi-ruffles-and-flourishes walk-on tune worthy of a first lady. Something as catchy as, say, "Hail to the Chief."
Oh, sure, never had a First Lady been gifted such an orchestral arrangement to introduce her before her adoring crowds, but whaddayagonnado? Her office ordered the ditty, and, what the heck, we're on the clock, so we may as well write the thing. And so they did.
"Fanfare for the First Lady" was born.
It was a horn-infused, dreamy number. The cadence was respectful and tuneful, and it had just the right amount of time to get a lady to the stage. It could also be looped if she broke a four-inch heel and the band needed to fill a bit longer. The song added a little bravado and sounded worthy of a queen.
Perfection.
(Excerpt) Read more at pjmedia.com ...
Fat Bottomed Girl will give her a run for her money.
The 84s had come out not long before
I bought an 83 that had about 250 miles on it from the dealer.
Probably the best car I ever had. Drove it at least 225,000 or 235,000 miles.
I thought the engine locked up after a gasket failure. Sold it to another guy and he got it fired right up. And sold it again. Last I heard, about 15, a long time ago, it’s somewhere in Kansas. It had gone to Nebraska with the guy I sold it to. It was a GS with the 5-speed. Drove that car for about 20 years.
Thought that was 1 of 4 cars I planned on keeping forever.
Last I heard, about 15 years ago
Dr J dribbles that deflated basketcase Joe.
I heard she demands to be called doctor. She’s definitely a power hungry witch if that’s true. She doesn’t want to give up the glamorous life of a first lady to go back home to Delaware so she can spoon feed Joe his oatmeal.
I have a salute for Jill.
My middle finger.
“I heard she demands to be called doctor.”
I hate those people. I was married two years before my parents knew Hubby is a doctor (PhD).
Jill stereotypically is a sadomasachist.
I bet she has a dungeon in her Delaware home where she takes Joe on the weekends to “rejuvinate” the poor bastid.
We have a wicked witch of the West...who will throw the first pail of water?
Had 2 83s: a GSL and a Limited Edition. Drove the GSL north of 200k miles. Wish I still had it. Interior and leather far better than the 84-85s.
The limited edition was that weird silver green w the BBS style wheels. That didn’t survive past impact with a 200lbs white tail on I-65 outside of Montgomery.
WIKI info on the video:
The video includes, besides the band’s stage performance, appearances by model Julie E. “Tawny” Kitaen, who was married to Whitesnake’s David Coverdale from 1989 to 1991.
Her notable sex-appeal was immediately recognized; she filmed memorable unchoreographed scenes dressed “in a white negligee, writhing and cartwheeling across the hoods of two Jaguars XJ” which belonged to Coverdale (white) and Callner (black).
Coverdale recalls that he brought choreographer Paula Abdul to the set to show Tawny some moves, but Abdul exclaimed that Tawny was already so accomplished regarding this video that she couldn’t “show her anything”.
Coverdale’s iconic white Jaguar once again appeared in the music video for the single “Shut Up & Kiss Me” from the 2019 studio album Flesh & Blood.
“Had a Series III XJ-6
It was fun to drive”
A Jaguar is the perfect car to have a love hate relationship with. Be sure you have bus money with you when you leave home.
When it comes to poetry cheesy is pretty much all I’ve got. :)
LOL That would be about the only good excuse for that getup wouldn’t it? :)
[Be sure you have bus money with you when you leave home.]
LOL
I carried a fire extinguisher in my Corvette just in case
I also carried one in my Jaguar - saved the car one night
Dry chemical fire extinguisher is the greatest thing ever
Which I also had one in another car - I saved that car approximately 11-12 years later
Dry chemical fire extinguisher is the greatest thing ever
If I could do it over - I probably would have gone for a GSL though I probably wanted the 13B(?) engine from 84 instead of the 12A but my 12A was awesome
Tawny definitely knew how to play that part - across multiple videos - she was a natural - turns out her Ratt (earlier) boyfriend died as well (drug overdose I think)
I’d sell a kidney for a last gen RX-7. Unspoiled by Fast&Furious disease, of course.
I sure miss mine - great to drive - great in snow, even
except for one story - where I high-centered the car on a heavily-snowed road - then something extraordinary happened (IMHO) - a couple of guys appeared out of nowhere and helped me get it unstuck - then disappeared as quickly as they showed up. This was 35 years ago. Craziest thing.
A pox on all who voted party over country. MAGA🙏
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