[LonePalm]

Have you ever heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye.

I saw my doctor for a prostate exam. I got a thumb's up.

Some people pick their nose. I thought that strange since I was born with mine.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[gymbeau]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my DIL promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.