[gymbeau]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my DIL promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.

[LonePalm]

It sounds like your DIL is like the dyslexic blonde that sold her soul to Santa.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)