[Alberta's Child]

When I relocated my home and business during COVID I made sure I moved to a town with no police department.

And if I find out one of my neighbors is an FBI agent, I will treat him the same way I would treat a convicted child molester.

[sarge83]

I have a friend who is friends with an FBI agent. I told him you best watch what you say or do around this guy. Oh, he would never behave like the Washington crowd, he would resign first. You’ll find out the hard way, watch yourself with this guy.

[PGR88]

And if I find out one of my neighbors is an FBI agent,I will treat him the same way I would treat a convicted child molester.

LOL. My BIL lives in a 2nd ring suburb next to an FBI agent. Everyone's property is about 1 acre. FBI agent is at bottom of a small hill, so water runs down to his property (and our area gets a lot of rain in winter-spring). FBI-guy sued 4 of his neighbors, claiming they are causing water damage on his property. Judge/Town ruled it was natural drainage, not fault of others.

Its only a small sample size, but they all think he's a pest.