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To: metmom

Top Kek.

Women like to post all over social media, “If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.”

Ummm, if you don’t have a ring on your finger, you shouldn’t be letting him make the beast with two backs with you.

Go find a man who will wait. (*)

...but be prepared to deal with the “no hymen no diamond” reply. If you’ve been giving away the milk for free to other men, don’t expect him to to pay full price for a used heifer.

= = = = = = = =

(*) but those men are icky, square, *boring*. How can she marry if he doesn’t give her the tingles?


36 posted on 06/16/2024 2:25:56 PM PDT by grey_whiskers ( The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

37 posted on 06/16/2024 2:42:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers ( The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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