Posted on 06/15/2024 8:00:34 PM PDT by anthropocene_x
The donkey must have read that book “ Your best life now.” by Joel Osteen.
Schmuckie Schumer can live in the Wild?
Donkeys are coming across the RIO Grande by the thousands every day to live with the elk herd in America.
Darn it, you beat me to it.
Good job!
Maybe it’s Jao’s future?
What a jackass!
Posted again. And this time the Huffington Post.
He now identifies as an elk. Mom and dad are heartbroken.
Hanging out with the Elks? But he’s Catholic; I’d’ve thought the Knights of Columbus.
But admit they’d rather have a live elk than a dead donkey.
LOL
Too easy. First thing I thought of. Very funny!
😁
The sex must be good.
06/12/2024 10:33:30 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 50 replies
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The donkey probably benefits the elk greatly by chasing off predators.
“Donkeys are coming across the RIO Grande by the thousands every day to live with the elk herd in America.”
You mean RINO Grande?!
Frank, those folks rue the day that they joined the Elk’s Club.
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said, “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors , and, as he rushed into Bubba’s
yard,clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz
born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.
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