Why did the doctor put the Mexican on anti-anxiety drugs? They were for Hispanic attacks.
I asked SweetiePalm if she remembered what I told her about the Chiropractor? She thought for a moment and said, "No, when?" I said it was about a weak back.
What do you call a short mother? A minimum.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
“As I get older, I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way. I guess I shouldn’t have chosen a career as a travel agent.
Why did the doctor put the Mexican on anti-anxiety drugs? They were for Hispanic attacks.
I asked SweetiePalm if she remembered what I told her about the Chiropractor? She thought for a moment and said, “No, when?” I said it was about a weak back.
What do you call a short mother? A minimum.”
Speaking of chiropractors, I confided to mine that I can’t get to sleep unless I’m on a pile of old magazines. She told me I have back issues.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.
A hundred years ago, everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Now, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
How the stables have turned.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.