“As I get older, I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way. I guess I shouldn’t have chosen a career as a travel agent.
Why did the doctor put the Mexican on anti-anxiety drugs? They were for Hispanic attacks.
I asked SweetiePalm if she remembered what I told her about the Chiropractor? She thought for a moment and said, “No, when?” I said it was about a weak back.
What do you call a short mother? A minimum.”
Speaking of chiropractors, I confided to mine that I can’t get to sleep unless I’m on a pile of old magazines. She told me I have back issues.
A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.
A hundred years ago, everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Now, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
How the stables have turned.
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
How long have you had a weak back?
The Ukraine is said to be in 'free fall' by some. By that I think they are pointing to the increasing rate of loss to the Russians. On the ground, Russia is taking more territory more rapidly.
This increasing momentum might explain why the Ukrainian advocates on FR have been relatively silent. In the midst of news that Russia has been using a few heavier bombs in this conflict (FAB-30000), also comes news that the Russians are finding success with their tactic of using teams motorcyle soldiers. The motorcycles are harder to target, even under machine gun fire.
Putin has said repeatedly that if the West becomes directly involved with weapon fire on Russia, that Russia would respond by destroying that country's assets in the Ukraine, or even in the country itself. The US is desperate to start the war they 'need' so the US appears to be responsible for weapons fire on the Ukraine, apparently having programmed the hardware they supplied to strike at Russia in what Russia is calling terrorist attacks. Putin has said an investigation is ongoing and, if warranted, response will be forthcoming.