I had to kick Cinderella off the softball team. She kept running away from the ball.
A friend told me he was lying in bed and said, "Hey SIRI, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "This is ALEXA moron."
A freebie from my oldest daughter.
Fun fact: Koi fish travel in packs of 4. If attacked, kois A, B, and C will scatter and leave behind the D Koi.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
“ What’s the best gift you can give? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
I had to kick Cinderella off the softball team. She kept running away from the ball.
A friend told me he was lying in bed and said, “Hey SIRI, why am I so bad with women?” She said, “This is ALEXA moron.”
A freebie from my oldest daughter.
Fun fact: Koi fish travel in packs of 4. If attacked, kois A, B, and C will scatter and leave behind the D Koi. “
I like how you snared the drum pun. As for Cinderella, when I was doing forensic analysis, I found her prints charming.
Can’t argue Siri vs. Alexa. They’re virtually similar. Can’t think of a fish joke, either. Guess I should quit working for scale.
Happy Friday!