“ What’s the best gift you can give? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
I had to kick Cinderella off the softball team. She kept running away from the ball.
A friend told me he was lying in bed and said, “Hey SIRI, why am I so bad with women?” She said, “This is ALEXA moron.”
A freebie from my oldest daughter.
Fun fact: Koi fish travel in packs of 4. If attacked, kois A, B, and C will scatter and leave behind the D Koi. “
I like how you snared the drum pun. As for Cinderella, when I was doing forensic analysis, I found her prints charming.
Can’t argue Siri vs. Alexa. They’re virtually similar. Can’t think of a fish joke, either. Guess I should quit working for scale.
Happy Friday!
C’mon, you two. you’re killing me.