Why is it Space Aliens only kidnap drunk rednecks in the woods and never college professors from Harvard?..................
They have standards?
If you want to know why some people get abducted and some don’t, check out Little Green Men, a political/satirical novel by Christopher Buckley - yes, William Buckley’s son.
It’s about a talk show host who gets abducted. I don’t want to give away the plot but if you like DC politics and satire it’s hysterical.
Drunk rednecks are a lot more fun. You don’t want to deal with a bunch of ivy league profs. Trust me on that one.
They do.
Dr. Garry Nolan of Stanford Medical is an example. He says that a lot of his fellow academics and scientists come up to him with abduction accounts. They don't talk about them publicly because they are afraid their careers will be ended.
BTW, there's never been a reported account of "drunk" people getting abducted. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen though.
And furthermore, most people trust the accounts of rednecks a hell of a lot more than those of Harvard professors.;-)
Because Harvard professors have no brain at all.
I'm on the fence about the entire phenomena, but would not be surprised if there were rules about contacting primitive natives. That would explain a lot.