And I wonder how you will respond if on judgement day God asks you to explain exactly what you meant by that?
It's like, Eve was called "woman" because Adam saw her and said, "Woah! Man!!!!"
Genesis 1 mentions the first baseball game. It was in the big inning.
Why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because the thought had never entered his head before.
Who was the best comedian in the Bible? Samson -- he brought the house down.
Which book of the prophets is the easiest to understand? EZekiel.
explain to me the blasphemy you are inferring. I believe Jesus would of laughed at that...a sense of humor about life is important.