It's like, Eve was called "woman" because Adam saw her and said, "Woah! Man!!!!"
Genesis 1 mentions the first baseball game. It was in the big inning.
Why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because the thought had never entered his head before.
Who was the best comedian in the Bible? Samson -- he brought the house down.
Which book of the prophets is the easiest to understand? EZekiel.