Lol, I was gonna say that if folks want to get to their .uggage quickly “just fil. Your luggage with drugs, you will be reunited with it Pronto upon arriving at airport”
Back in 2000, I was in the airport in Berlin Germany awaiting my flight back to Atlanta, having been on a job for the German government for several weeks.
I’m walking around the airport, just killing time, it’s a huge circle shaped building, when I heard MY NAME called out on the public address system to report to room such and such.
I did as instructed and was met at the door by a uniformed policeman who had my toolkit on the desk.
He asked if that was my luggage and of course I replied yes.
He said that the baggage scanner had detected a flammable substance inside.
I immediately knew that it was a small bottle of alcohol that I use to clean electronic contacts and soldered joints and told him so.
I opened the locked toolkit and sure enough the properly labelled bottle had leaked, and he removed it and I was good to go...................
Truer than you think. A relative works at an airport & had to point out to those checking the bags that a certain individual kept leaving with an empty bag & returning with a full one. They finally checked the ‘full’ bag & found contraband. But he got away with it multiple times.