OTOH, “If I'd known how great Heaven would be, I wouldn't have bothered with all that health food. Tasted like cardboard!”
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw once, where a really decrepit old man is sitting on an exam table and the doctor is saying something like, “Remember how I told you that if you didn’t smoke and didn’t drink and ate only healthy foods, it would add years to your life? Well, these are those years.”