Posted on 06/08/2024 12:02:21 PM PDT by Twotone
Other drivers on the road, por favor.
Love number 10.
“You’re less likely to be shot on your way to your mailbox: And at the grocery store. And while you’re getting gas. And while crossing the street. And at the beach. And at Disney World. Basically, you’re less likely to get shot in general. “
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/firearm_mortality/firearm.htm
Fast food workers should be prepared to handle a “Florida fastball” which involves a flying reptile.
Last year, the Bee made a funny video series of Californians moving to Texas.
One of the actors in that series was detained by the FBI because he was at Jan 6. He gave an interview about it.
Unbelievable.
No matter how they are prepared, they will vote for democrats as they did in New York
Summer is actually more accurately called, “Uninhabitable.”
Also, anecdotal geological evidence suggests Florida is supposed to be largely under water.
It won’t matter here any more than it does there.
#11…. Hostile neighbors who don’t want you there?
AND... they will STILL vote in New York too, because they will still receive their absentee ballots.
-PJ
11. Don’t go vandalizing cars with Trump Bumper Stickers as you may end up with FELONY CHARGES, like this New York Transplant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J99s_UsX3s
Dear leftist new yorkers:: Please remain where you are. We all know that you are pathetic losers. We don’t want our tolerance and patience taxed with your loony ideas of reality.
You could kind of say it really is underwater, during the daily thunderstorms.
They’re also going to love the homeowners insurance rates. 😉
If you’re going to vote Democrat, turn right back around.
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