11. Don’t go vandalizing cars with Trump Bumper Stickers as you may end up with FELONY CHARGES, like this New York Transplant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J99s_UsX3s
Welcome to the normal world. Was stationed in Pensacola in ‘57 and loved the place immediately. Never crossed the Mason-Dixon line again. Spent too much of my time fishing, chasing girls and eating oysters in Apalachicola. When my Greyhound bus arrived at Fort Walton Beach it actually snowed.