*Note: this excludes instant grits. No self respecting Southerner would ever have anything to do with instant grits which are vile.
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From “My Cousin Vinny”
Gambini: Right, so you knew that. Uh, do you remember what you had?
Mr. Tipton: Eggs and grits.
Gambini: Eggs and grits. I like grits too. How do you cook your grits? You like ‘em regular, creamy, or al dente?
Mr. Tipton: Just regular, I guess.
Gambini: Regular. Instant grits?
Mr. Tipton: No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
Great movie. That’s right. NO instant. I use the stone ground made in a small town Aynor SC outside of Myrtle Beach.
Di you have a special stove that ignores the law of physics? Do you have magic grits?