Posted on 06/01/2024 5:39:03 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — Following the guilty verdict handed down against former President Donald Trump, New York Prosecutor Alvin Bragg used the case to issue a stern warning that nobody in America is above the law he made up to convict Trump.
Bragg's sobering statement came after he and his prosecution team successfully manufactured a case to convict Trump of a crime that remains unidentifiable by legal experts and served as a clear example of what will happen to other Americans if they brazenly run afoul of laws he makes up in the future.
"This is a nation of laws, and I'm the one who makes them up," Bragg said in a celebratory press conference following the Trump conviction. "Every American should think twice before violating the laws that I haven't made up yet, because once I make them up, they'll be held accountable for breaking the new laws they didn't know existed until I came up with them."
The case against Trump, which was unprecedented because Bragg hadn't yet made up the charges, sets a new bar to which all Americans must hold themselves. "Chances are, you're in violation of something," Bragg warned. "I don't know what law you're violating yet, exactly, but once I come up with what you've done wrong, you can be sure that you will all face the consequences."
At publishing time, Bragg was reportedly working closely with the Justice Department to compile a list of Trump supporters so that they could begin work on making up crimes for which they could be prosecuted and convicted.
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Just for curiosity’s sake, ya know, but someone should publish the little turd’s address so that grateful citizens can thank him for his hard work and success.
LOL Patriot! Bee sting BUMP.
America misses $1.80/gal, no inflation, wars, or border invasions, so they jailed Trump.
Alvin Fagg is going to hung!!
Satire is quickly becoming indistinguishable from reality
Agree.
True.
Bragg seems to have concluded, "Show me the man and I'll create the crimes out of thin air."
Lots of people get the “Get out of Jail Free” card with the so called Justice System. Follow the money!
You Have A Point!
Alvin and his 12 chumpmonks being lead by Speedy Gonzales can get you in New York if you dare try to run against their demented pedophile, his moronic Valentine and their man child sex and drug addict. Let the fat boy, Wakanda affirmative action warrior hit the horse on the ass and let the lynching begin.
America misses $1.80/gal, no inflation, wars, or border invasions, so they jailed Trump.
Trump's not in jail...yet. The judge hasn't sentenced him to anything yet. Keeping my eye on the "Breaking News" section for the sentence.
Bragg did to Trump what he tried to do to Jose Alba - convict the victim
I’d like to see a reporter do a deep dive on the cases Bragg has handled, including those he refused to prosecute.
I don’t know if he will, but it sounds like he should. How can this prosecutor just make laws that he expects to be obeyed? I
never heard of such crap. What’s going to happen when he tries to pass this off on someone else?
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