Groom discovers his bride is actually a MAN… TWELVE DAYS after their wedding: 'Wife' avoided sex by saying 'she was on her period'

Daily Mail UK ^ | May 29, 2024 | Miriam Kuepper

[EvilCapitalist]

He should have done the Crocodile Dundee check.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

L-O-L-A

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I guess this makes a good case for premarital sex. Find out before it's too late.

[Salamander]

Jethro Tull song, “Dangerous Veils”

[Salamander]

Lol

[Lizavetta]

Okay, but there’s other things one can do for your man at that time of the month. Just sayin’ ...

[Salamander]

How does someone dressed in a Hefty bag “ look just like a woman “?

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Reminds me of the song by Ton-Loc

Oh, my goodness gracious, break it down for ‘em
Uh-huh, Funky Cold Medina

I went up to this girl, she said, “Hi, my name is Sheena”
I thought she’d be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, “I’d like a drink, “ I said, “Ehm, okay, I’ll go get it”

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don’t mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I’msaying, y’all? Ain’t no plans with a man
Oh, yeah, Funky Cold Medina
Oh, it’s too late, break it down

[moovova]

He didn’t try the shoes on before he bought them?

[nickcarraway]

I hope not.

[nickcarraway]

What was his plan, to be feeling unwell the entire marriage? Not that that doesn’t happen.

[nickcarraway]

Make dinner?

[CodeToad]

Islam? Hmmm...both must die. He is now a homosexual and is his ‘bride’.

[nickcarraway]

You never saw The Crying Game, did you?

[EvilCapitalist]

What about Ace Ventura? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7dr8OPqME

[Songcraft]

"Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"

[bigbob]

Walked like a woman and talked like a man...

[ANKE69]

Dude looks like a Lady....

[MHT]

Not the first time I have heard of this. Another case was a pretty well known male band leader whose true identity as a female was known only after his/her death.

[cnsmom]

Is this a Michelle and Barack wedding story.