Just more discrimination against exercise averse people. I was born lazy. I could’ve crawled out of the womb. I saw the light at the end of the tunnel but said “nah, somebody will come and get me” and they did. I’ve been loafing ever since. Nobody should ever get mad at me, I never did anything. I won first place at the lazy competition and got atrophy. I sent somebody else to go pick it up for me.
There is a character in an old movie (maybe late 1930s) who says, “Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.”