[Mouton]

I’d be happier if there were crocodiles and hippos in the river.

[dfwgator]

And sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their heads.

[PIF]

crocodiles and hippos in the river.

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There are lots of hippos from the Pablo Escobar days in Colombia so its should not be hard to import a few - the local Colombian fishermen and farmers, along the river with the hippos, would be very happy.