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To: desertsolitaire
Actually, it's because human aren't as hard to catch as, say, a gazelle. (Maneaters by Peter Hathaway Capstick)
25 posted on 05/21/2024 6:35:57 AM PDT by LouAvul (DEI = Didn't Earn It. )
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To: LouAvul; Red Badger; laplata

WIFE: Honey, why are you putting on running shoes for our hike in the woods?
HUSBAND: So I can run from the grizzlies or mountain lions, if we encounter any of them. You just keep your hiking boots on.
WIFE: You can’t outrun a grizzly or mountain lion when they charge at you.
HUSBAND: All I have to outrun is YOU, dear...


26 posted on 05/21/2024 6:52:26 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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