To: LouAvul; Red Badger; laplata
WIFE: Honey, why are you putting on running shoes for our hike in the woods?
HUSBAND: So I can run from the grizzlies or mountain lions, if we encounter any of them. You just keep your hiking boots on.
WIFE: You can’t outrun a grizzly or mountain lion when they charge at you.
HUSBAND: All I have to outrun is YOU, dear...
26 posted on
05/21/2024 6:52:26 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: Carriage Hill
Lol. That’s the proper way to put it.
32 posted on
05/21/2024 8:11:03 AM PDT by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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