Fluisa from Deuce Bigalow:
You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?
You ever throw a toothpick into a volcano?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_jH6ZVNSo8
LOL! Or when wrestlers Chris Jericho and (actual husband) Triple H were riffing on Stephanie McMahon when she said Trip "came up short" in the bedroom. "Even a 747 looks small flying into the Grand Canyon".
But hey, the movie ended on a high note when, after the creature consumed so many people, some smarter citizens froze the creature and caused it to shatter into inert pieces to be collected and transported to the far Arctic.