[Bon of Babble]

My mother’s family was dirt poor - they said for Christmas, my grandmother would bake a pineapple pie - from “expensive” canned pineapple. For them, that was the height of luxury and they looked forward to it all year long.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My dad used to talk about how he would get an orange for Christmas. One year it was a banana.

I grew up in the tropics so I got an apple. Mmmmm was it good. Never saw a pear until I got back stateside.