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Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 17, 2024 | The Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 05/17/2024 3:46:57 PM PDT by packagingguy

There's an election coming up and Satan is a bit worried that Democrats are really going too far and will turn off the voting public.

Satan really appreciates all the work they are doing to kill babies, destroy America, mutilate kids, genocide the Jews, and all sorts of other things he really approves, but they really need to tone down a bit for a few months.

Oh when he said that everyone in the room went into a tizzy.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; murder; satan; terrorists
This is one of the Bee's better videos because it's so true.

Pretty funny so I hope you enjoy.

1 posted on 05/17/2024 3:46:57 PM PDT by packagingguy
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To: packagingguy

Folks,

watch the video.


2 posted on 05/17/2024 3:55:26 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: packagingguy

TOTALLY Excellent.

Not at all over the top.

Mainstream.


3 posted on 05/17/2024 4:05:56 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: packagingguy

Brutal


4 posted on 05/17/2024 4:08:24 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Is it me, or all of a sudden have the buried trolls come out on FR like cicadas? It's all noise.)
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To: packagingguy

Satan’s Russian friends should dial it down a skosh, too.


5 posted on 05/17/2024 4:19:27 PM PDT by MeganC (Ruzzians aren't people. )
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To: packagingguy

very realistic


6 posted on 05/17/2024 4:30:51 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: packagingguy

Democrats make Satan look good and make ‘hell on earth’ a reality. Long past time to round them all up and herd them into a camp with the migrunts.


7 posted on 05/17/2024 4:39:21 PM PDT by ABStrauss (I miss Rush! )
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To: packagingguy
Proxy servants of Satan.

The Big Picture: who is really running the show in the culture war, and its nature and trajectory

8 posted on 05/17/2024 4:51:25 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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To: packagingguy

LOL
the demoNcrats are even too bold for the devil


9 posted on 05/17/2024 5:02:21 PM PDT by SisterK (it's controlled demolition)
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To: packagingguy

When Satan is more honest than the leftists, LOL.


10 posted on 05/17/2024 5:08:27 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: packagingguy

And in the end, Satan’s taking a lesson from the pro-Palestinian knucklehead on victimhood. Great video!


11 posted on 05/17/2024 5:12:19 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: packagingguy

This is GREAT!


12 posted on 05/17/2024 5:44:00 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
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To: MeganC

Gotta get in your snide little completely unrelated Zeeper screech, don’t ya.


13 posted on 05/17/2024 9:19:29 PM PDT by Right Brother (Pray for God's intervention to stop UMCRevMom's invasion of Free Republic.)
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To: packagingguy

That one’s a beaut.


14 posted on 05/17/2024 9:29:00 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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To: packagingguy

The one where satan retires is also well done


15 posted on 05/18/2024 5:01:03 AM PDT by blitz128
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To: Right Brother

“Gotta get in your snide little completely unrelated Zeeper screech, don’t ya.”

Pissing you off is the cream in my coffee. Mmmmmmmmmm!


16 posted on 05/18/2024 7:27:53 AM PDT by MeganC (Ruzzians aren't people. )
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To: packagingguy
Damn! Was halfway through starting a new thread, thinking nobody would have posted it so quickly, but...you did!

Kudos to you! I have to start giving them money. I loved this-


17 posted on 06/23/2024 7:34:08 AM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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